oh god

yeah, no. haha

I don't understand why everyone calls me a monster. I just kicked those puppies to cheer a crying girl up.

your distro has it prepackaged 1 version out of date

found the ubuntu user :D

"a single user says..."

The daily dot is a fucking joke.

boomers are selfish as hell

I don't like this kind of statement.
It's far too general to be either true or false. Lots of zoomers and millenials are too.

can and want to are two very different things.

If you had no other choice? Hold my beer...

-Facebook, probably

better to go that way than this (note the weekly downloads)

I don't think they do it anymore, but spotify started out with a p2p network on the backend.
Super smart way of bootstrapping such a thing without having to upfront huge server costs.

"FIGHT NARROW MINDEDNESS WITH DIFFERENT NARROW MINDEDNESS!"

...or something?

"We have seen that you can embed viruses into cartridges, through the cartridge go to the printer, from the printer go to the network, so it can create many more problems for customers."

If the cartidges didn't have drm chips you wouldn't have anything to load with malware to begin with.

yup https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berry_(botany)

a berry is a fleshy fruit without a stone (pit) produced from a single flower containing one ovary. Berries so defined include grapes, currants, and tomatoes, as well as cucumbers, eggplants (aubergines) and bananas, but exclude certain fruits that meet the culinary definition of berries, such as strawberries and raspberries.