John Nintendo, founder and CEO?

I don't get it, but this dude was really into lemons.

Not enough randomly capitalized Words that shouldn't be capitalized.

Seriously, it's like everytime you have a jet ski party and someone has to go to the hospital, suddenly the news is saying he got shot. It's like 'ugggh', right?

I literally don't understand what he's going for with Kamabla. Like, literally, what the fuck does it mean or imply? What am I missing?

Right, but if you're paying x for y amount of work, then once y is complete and you expect y to increase, does x increase as well?

So it's an albino cockroach that exudes overwhelming sex pheromones?

They learned on the MadCatz

Because he's a pussy, and they wouldn't let him carry his rifle on stage to shoot people in 'self-defense'.

You can look to Leonard Leo as one source of said list.

Well, don't you look at me like that, Wesley. You certainly wouldn't be in any danger.

Jesus fucking Christ