Speak for yourself, bub.

Forever in our hearts.

Most (all?) fruit sold in American grocers has an assigned code for ringing up at the register. Bananas is the only one I remember anymore, but it's 4011. Not sure if it's a global standard.

John Nintendo, founder and CEO?

I don't get it, but this dude was really into lemons.

Not enough randomly capitalized Words that shouldn't be capitalized.

Seriously, it's like everytime you have a jet ski party and someone has to go to the hospital, suddenly the news is saying he got shot. It's like 'ugggh', right?

I literally don't understand what he's going for with Kamabla. Like, literally, what the fuck does it mean or imply? What am I missing?

So it's an albino cockroach that exudes overwhelming sex pheromones?

Because he's a pussy, and they wouldn't let him carry his rifle on stage to shoot people in 'self-defense'.

You can look to Leonard Leo as one source of said list.

Jesus fucking Christ