bruh

T-shirt is tucked, dress jorts. What's the problem?

Speak for yourself, bub.

Forever in our hearts.

John Nintendo, founder and CEO?

I don't get it, but this dude was really into lemons.

Not enough randomly capitalized Words that shouldn't be capitalized.

Seriously, it's like everytime you have a jet ski party and someone has to go to the hospital, suddenly the news is saying he got shot. It's like 'ugggh', right?

So it's an albino cockroach that exudes overwhelming sex pheromones?

Because he's a pussy, and they wouldn't let him carry his rifle on stage to shoot people in 'self-defense'.

You can look to Leonard Leo as one source of said list.

Jesus fucking Christ