Forever in our hearts.

Most (all?) fruit sold in American grocers has an assigned code for ringing up at the register. Bananas is the only one I remember anymore, but it's 4011. Not sure if it's a global standard.

John Nintendo, founder and CEO?

I don't get it, but this dude was really into lemons.

Not enough randomly capitalized Words that shouldn't be capitalized.

Seriously, it's like everytime you have a jet ski party and someone has to go to the hospital, suddenly the news is saying he got shot. It's like 'ugggh', right?

I literally don't understand what he's going for with Kamabla. Like, literally, what the fuck does it mean or imply? What am I missing?

So it's an albino cockroach that exudes overwhelming sex pheromones?

Because he's a pussy, and they wouldn't let him carry his rifle on stage to shoot people in 'self-defense'.

You can look to Leonard Leo as one source of said list.

Well, don't you look at me like that, Wesley. You certainly wouldn't be in any danger.

Jesus fucking Christ