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[-] glimpseintotheshit@sh.itjust.works 185 points 1 year ago

It's real, i feel dirty after looking it up. You're welcome

[-] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 45 points 1 year ago

Thank you for your service

[-] Anissem@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago

Thank you please take a shower

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[-] BigJim@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Did you look up the tweet or the allegation?

[-] Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Doing the Lord’s work here 🙏

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[-] TinyPizza@kbin.social 94 points 1 year ago

wouldn't Elon be the "cuck" in this scenario, as Mark is taking what was his as he watches intensely?

[-] andrewrgross@slrpnk.net 25 points 1 year ago

Unfortunately you're operating too far above his level.

He noticed that a mean word rhymed. That's apparently where he's at now. I wish he'd hit rock bottom, this is just sad now.

[-] Resistentialism@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

He didn't notice it. He saw it online. Let's be real here.

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[-] ghariksforge@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago
[-] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 86 points 1 year ago

Pretty big talk for someone whose mom called off a fight.

[-] ghariksforge@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

what, did that really happen?

[-] SomeOtherUsername@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 year ago

I think the fight is still on! I kinda hope it happens 🤣

[-] el_cordoba@lemmy.world 70 points 1 year ago

It's quite telling that I can't tell if this is real or not and I can't be bothered to log in to check.

[-] BB69@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

It’s real, however is anybody going to disagree with this statement

[-] Blaubarschmann@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago

He's got a point

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[-] JustZ@lemmy.world 53 points 1 year ago

Every single person I've ever met that has used the word "cuck" has been an absolute loser with nothing going on.

[-] BaroqueInMind@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

Joseph, Jesus's father is the the GOAT cuck.

[-] AfricanExpansionist@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Yeah, people who don't get laid use this word as an insult

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[-] errer@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago

Elon is a felon

[-] mojo@lemm.ee 42 points 1 year ago
[-] FloatingAlong@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Jesus fucking Christ

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[-] crocostix@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

So I guess bullying and harassing people is OK if you own the platform that you do it on?

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Rules for thee, not for me!

[-] SnowboardBum@kbin.social 30 points 1 year ago

Musk is a fuckfaceprofasicistpieceofshit

Am I doing it right?

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

I thought they stopped using "cuck" as an insult after their poster boy wore horns on January 6.

[-] xantoxis@lemmy.one 22 points 1 year ago

Elon thinks he's the funniest most Online Boy ever, but he has never posted a meme less than 5 years old.

[-] KingScoob@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore space, born just in time to witness this. What a time to be alive.

[-] andrewrgross@slrpnk.net 21 points 1 year ago

Maybe he got hacked?

Like... in his brain five years ago?

Seriously, it's embarrassing to watch this. I'm experiencing pity. I didn't think I could pity such a rich asshole, but the levels of divorced dad energy here are genuinely making me wish someone would take this guy out for ice cream and talk him into deleting his social media and getting his life back in order.

[-] ghariksforge@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Elon was always like this.

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[-] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago

Musk is a soulless husk.

[-] exohuman@kbin.social 16 points 1 year ago

He is so unprofessional. I can’t see why anyone would like him.

[-] Blatheringman@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Based on Elon's dating history...Yeah, I think we both know who the real cuck is.

[-] Captain_Patchy@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago
[-] SexyTimeSasquatch@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago
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[-] webghost0101@lemmy.fmhy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

I never thought a day would come where i would root for the zuckerman but here we are.

Meta is a danger to society but at least there is a brain behind it.

[-] xantoxis@lemmy.one 30 points 1 year ago

There's no need to root for Zuckerberg either. Root for wasps that only eat billionaires.

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[-] iAmTheTot@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

Oh ffs this is real.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Why does he look like he has a cheap RuneScape NPC Armor?

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[-] zomtecos@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

Oh, I’m looking forward to the fight. 🍿

[-] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

It'll either be one of the greatest moments in human history and an absolute bloodbath, or a complete let down where one of them gets knocked out immediately

[-] mtpunkty@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 year ago

Elon is a bitch.

[-] rickdg@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Put up or shut up, Phony Stark.

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