[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 46 points 1 week ago

Did we bring 'pointing out comedy homicide' over from reddit? Because a giant reaction face to point out a joke is peak that.

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 67 points 1 week ago

"On the ground they interpreted it as a strike. But it wasn't intentional, it was our mistake. The media created this myth which has been floating around out there ever since and we've just had to live with it."

To Ed, the idea made no sense whatsoever. "What were we going to do? Threaten to live on the moon?"

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'd hope that it's that their friends are edgelords and keep changing their name when they leave their phone/computer unlocked

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 42 points 2 months ago

He was, but...

I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done so since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence. I much prefer history – true or feigned– with its varied applicability to the thought and experience of readers. I think that many confuse applicability with allegory, but the one resides in the freedom of the reader, and the other in the purposed domination of the author.

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 26 points 2 months ago

Who needs a wingman when you have a wingnan?

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 70 points 3 months ago

You could tell me that half of those are real streaming services that only exist in the USA and I'd believe you

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 50 points 4 months ago

They don't all have to be shots of spirits, adjust your drink based on how smashed you're planning on getting. I played shot chess a few years ago, the pawns were beer, the other pieces were different drinks increasing in strength up to the king which was absinthe.

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 31 points 4 months ago

Bullied by L'Academie for not respecting the French language, I'm sure

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 58 points 4 months ago

Thanks for doodling over the letters U and C for me OP, my delicate eyes almost saw a naughty word!

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 49 points 4 months ago

gms/kg

That doesn't look right

lb

Ugh, at least I've heard of that

quart

Was this chart made by a mediaeval apothecary?

cylinder

Alright, what the fuck‽

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 74 points 5 months ago

Having driven on that magic roundabout as well as the one in Swindon I can tell you that most minds can't comprehend them

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 28 points 5 months ago

Is it really crazy? Most users don't give a shit about the tech or politics, they just want to go where the people they are interested in are, and most of them don't care either! Bluesky is actively promoting itself as the new old Twitter, so that's where people who want that are going.

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