Don't worry, at least the shareholder is getting a good deal.

You invest in stonks, right poors?

Minion would be such a good name to call CHUDs, particularly the younger ones.

• Speaks an incomprehensible language that remotely sounds like English? (Based zoomer rizz sigma soy)

• Exists to serve the greatest villain in the world (younger CHUDs are scarily enthusiastic to admit they're the bad guys, and get off to the idea of being bad.)

• All act like idiots, but supposedly that's okay because it's charming to some section of the population.

• Loud, annoying, and almost everywhere on the internet

• Generally look the same.

Hey, the US actually expanded its forests. Go us!

North Dakota

White

Republican

This should have just been the expectation.

We need to collaborate with the Georgists: Land Value Tax pls.

California can pay for whatever the hell it wants if it just ran on LVT alone and scrapped every other tax overnight. In a way, it really is The Golden State.

I always hate when they say "pandering" as they are making demands on Twitter to be the ONLY group to be pandered too.

Do they really need attention that badly? Divas...

TheQuartering is STILL in victory dance mode over Gamergate, the nerd equivalent of a jock being washed up in his late 20s but still patting himself on the back for being the popular kid in high school that scored that big touchdown.

I realized something as I'm looking for a new job...I can lie too. Hell, it's employer's fault for being too picky for their own good, plus they lie to their employees all the time and no one cares.

I'm a HORRIBLE "self-taught" programmer, but with enough luck I can bullshit my way into making a bunch of dummy projects for a portfolio. I have been trying to make videos on and off for a while. Guess what? I'm an editor-in-chief now.

Porky's a cheater, and will routinely call anyone who plays fair as suckers. So this is the one piece of advice I will trust porky on, I will stretch the truth if it means not starving. I mean hey, I'm a businessman, and isn't a businessman lying actually just an endearing quirk that should be rewarded?

"Unlike you snowflakes, I'm difficult to offend."

"Also, any time someone disagrees with Tories it makes national news, like the time we whined about being called gammons, despite the fact we wear that label proudly."

Help, I'm stuck in a boring-ass red state so even some IPAs would be an IMPROVEMENT. Nothing but "Natural Light" here now that Bud Light got cancelled.

I blame early 2000s TV around 11% for the housing crisis, it's one of the first times the zeitgeist has looked at cities and said "Hey! Rich people and trust fund kids only! Go fuck off to the suburbs that we ironically came from, poors!"