[-] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 51 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Aurora Borealis will be visible in the high north of the planet during night for the next day or so

[-] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 56 points 6 months ago

live-tucker-reaction Good to see Canada stand up to cancel culture. I interviewed Mr. Hunka on my show on X, formerly known as Twitter. We had a great discussion about Obama getting blown

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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

https://hexbear.net/c/fakenews

Let 100 flowers bloom.

Patriots are in control. Give the comm a chance

Q&A

Q Is this fake news?

A. No. It's been open for a few days now. See for yourself

Q rage-cry But I hate Melina

A. Then block them lol

Q Fake News is reactionary

A. No it's not lol

Q What if I'm dumb and think satire is bad or needs purpose or something like that

A. Stfu nerd

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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Physically I am a primordial, but I spiritually jerk off everyday

[-] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 52 points 7 months ago

Wife took the remote

Marital law grillman

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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

A note from the Fake News Time writing staff:

PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL

10 DAYS OF DARKNESS INCOMING

MELINA FIRST RESPONDER AT FLIGHT 93 CRASH SITE

GREAT AWAKENING ARRIVES

Shine on you crazy diamond

[-] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 47 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

live-tucker-reaction

Watch yourself sister, I'll suck you off so hard you'll never be able to write again

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Worst comm on the site run by the least funny people

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He just died? (hexbear.net)
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You smell (hexbear.net)

Good

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He was in the electric chair

[-] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 50 points 11 months ago

Imagine how much more stretched thin the US empire would be if Afghanistan was still occupied

[-] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 48 points 11 months ago

The mega is going to be so hype when Israel uses a tac nuke against Iran in 2025

party-cat Posting party agony-shivering

[-] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 51 points 11 months ago

Israel is tankie because they don't support property rights

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

They sent Joseph a piece of his sons finger in the mail. He asked for more proof

[-] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 47 points 11 months ago

Hehehehehehehe hey lois, remember the time we got too drunk and took the Tsar down to the mine?

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

Never played the game (fuck westerners lol) but I notice there is a correlation between being deeply immersed in rdr2 and being miserable

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He must be right. Last time I visited (1959) people were grazing on their front lawns!

[-] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago

Happy wafe, happy lafe

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Especially when I walk in on him

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

He told me to have a few drinks and get some rest

[-] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 72 points 1 year ago

Bit idea: Doing land acknowledgement of western Ukraine being occupied native Polish lands

[-] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago

He's up there, right now, executing deserters from God's army with a sledgehammer. I am holding back tears as I eat a hotdog in his memory.

Enjoy Paradise, Chef. You finally got the ammo you wanted

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