Next week in klassy : write code to un-round bottom corners.
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What is naming in programming?
[long ass chapter]
When I see articles like this, I just leave.
Yeah, if you enter the url into google search.
It seems to be paid in app stores, but free otherwise.
https://github.com/abrahamjuliot/creepjs
This illustrates lots of techniques and how to implement them.
The most interesting to me is "lie" detection. If your browser attempts to give some false data, like when using the chameleon plugin, there are ways to verify a lot of it with javascript.
But check out the readme for detailed info and try it yourself on the webpage to see what it can gather from your setup. https://abrahamjuliot.github.io/creepjs/
Sorry, I am just gonne dump you some links from my bookmarks that were related and interesting to read, cause I am traveling and have to get up in a minute, but I've been interested in this topic for a while. All of the links discuss at least some usecases. For some reason microsoft is really into tiny models and made big breakthroughs there.
https://reddit.com/r/LocalLLaMA/comments/1cdrw7p/what_are_the_potential_uses_of_small_less_than_3b/
https://github.com/microsoft/BitNet
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/research/blog/phi-2-the-surprising-power-of-small-language-models/
https://news.microsoft.com/source/features/ai/the-phi-3-small-language-models-with-big-potential/
Why?
(A super slimmed down flavour of) Java runs on fucking simcards.
not op
coming soon section at the bottom of https://curi.ooo/
personally I love useful local ai integration
you rent a domain
in the config (provided by the service where you rented the domain) you set it to point to the IP of the device where you run caddy
the service tells the relevant global DNS servers your setting
your DNS does a DNS lookup and a DNS server returns the IP you configured it to point to
Depending on the DNS you use, you can manually add entries to do 1-3 differently, but that will only work for devices that use your DNS and is hard.
Wait till you find out that your SSD has it's own CPU, RAM and is running software on it's own micro-OS just for writing bits to flash storage.
Wait even more until you find out the same is true for your SIM card.
If you survive the shock, you could go on and write software that runs entirely on your SIM card in fucking JAVA.
It's a pretty good deal compared to proton mail pricing at least. But be aware that starting from the second year it will be 96€, as the deal is only for the first year.
https://metr.org/blog/2025-07-10-early-2025-ai-experienced-os-dev-study
Nobody ever adresses that using AI might actually be less efficient (while feeling more productive to the users)