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[-] match@pawb.social 68 points 1 year ago

These things are really high in monosodium glutamate (chemical number E621). to find out more google "vaporeon e621" or for more products in general that have sea salt flavoring search "sea salt e621"

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 27 points 1 year ago

Why would I google it when I already have it bookmarked?

[-] sebinspace@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You just want to watch the world burn, don't you?

[-] occhionaut@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Just wants to watch the world cum

[-] breathless_RACEHORSE@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Well, I've learned something today. Who knew how dangerous those flavorings could be?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
[-] match@pawb.social 5 points 1 year ago

you're right, it's about as bad for you as salt - but in high consumption MSG, since it contains sodium, can contribute to high blood pressure and hypertension. Google "E621 hyper" for more about that

It’s dangerous to go alone - take this

[-] MaxMouseOCX@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Nothing wrong with msg, I have a shaker full of it for cooking.

[-] match@pawb.social 5 points 1 year ago

oh absolutely! be aware that it is possible to get too much sodium from it (like salt), but otherwise it's totally safe. Google "E621 safe vore" for more info about it being safe to eat

[-] MaxMouseOCX@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

"Vore" - suspiciousfry.jpg

I haven't seen any Vore shit for a long time... Maybe I'll look a bit later when not in a work device.

[-] Player2@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

Good point and you are right, but I'm afraid you missed the joke

[-] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

10K tags for vaporeon to date and more ever cumming.

[-] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 65 points 1 year ago

Sea salt, cheese flavor sparkling water...

I don't even know what to fn say.

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 12 points 1 year ago
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[-] Devorlon@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 year ago

I've had this, it tastes like savory cream soda 3/10, 1/10 with rice.

[-] Brisolo32@lemmy.eco.br 2 points 1 year ago

The pikachu one is actually pretty good, although not good enough for the price

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[-] M0oP0o@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago
[-] THED4NIEL@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago
[-] Amaltheamannen@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

That's what I instantly thought about... The Internet ruined us

[-] ShustOne@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago

Was looking for this haha

[-] Green_Bay_Guy@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

I live in Asia, and normally, "salted cheese" is a bad translation for lightly salted cream. Also, (in Vietnamese anyway) water is assigned to any liquid. I'm assuming this is a lightly salted cream soda

[-] dolle@feddit.dk 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

But there's a picture of cheese next to the text!

Edit: it also says "cheese aroma" ("ostarom") in Swedish.

[-] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Text on labels is Finnish though. The plot thickens.

[-] dolle@feddit.dk 3 points 1 year ago

Text is in both languages. This is common because the countries share a long border.

[-] lapingvino@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Also because Swedish is one of the two official languages of Finland, about 20% of the country and most of them in Helsinki.

[-] match@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago

The Finland-Taiwan border is one of the longest undefended borders in the world

[-] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

Oh wait … Ursprungsland Taiwan is Swedish? That would be also valid German, but it’s the only text there that would.

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[-] omgitsaheadcrab@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Oh cool a vaporeon... wait... wtf?!

[-] zipzoopaboop@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Is it really sparkling water if it has 100 calories?

[-] Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

Must be the sea salt cheese flavoring

[-] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Watertok moment.

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Please do not tell my 10yo that this exists.

[-] Voli@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I’ll gladly pm him

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was in a Filipino grocery once and they had "corn and cheese ice cream." I don't mean they had corn ice cream and cheese ice cream, which would be weird enough, I mean it was corn and cheese flavor. And they showed a huge dollop of melted cheese being poured onto the corn on the box. If it wasn't a gallon box, I would have bought it just out of curiosity.

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[-] Dettweiler42@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Same aisle as the dolphin jelly.

[-] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You gotta wonder how much of your tuna is actually vaporeon.

[-] decay@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Why is the Vaporeon lookin a lil sussy 🤨😳

[-] csolisr@communities.azkware.net 5 points 1 year ago

And it had to taste like sea salt and cheese. If I was hard pressed to find something that tasted like human fluids, that would be dangerously high I my list of ingredients

[-] CyberCatBytes@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago
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Fucking CHEESE flavored WATER!?

What in the got damn fuck is THAT!?!?

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[-] nBodyProblem@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Have you guys not had the salty “cheese foam” you can get on boba? It’s like stabilized whipped cream.

This doesn’t sound bad at all.

[-] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 year ago

Huh, we meet again, the worst thing I'm going to see today.

[-] Defenceplox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

So it's actually quite good. An acquired taste.

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