Blorp on my phone didn’t like rotating at all. It skipped 37 picture posts ahead every time I tried.

You’re not really selling me on Oklahoma

It’s a way for the invasive pythons to get in and eat you in the night

Yeah, I thought I was missing something as I was read that and thinking, “ok, fair, but where does the gas come from?”

It will take more than kittens to get me to enter Texas

This is a very un-mysterious mystery

I hate “the white house” so much right now

I mean, I don’t, but maybe OP does?

This definitely sounds like AuDHD to me.

I’m shocked! If this had been on a college campus, the protestors would have been deported to Uganda, while the college administration paid Trump $100 million in vig.

What else floats in water?

That…actually made sense