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Makes sense. Whenever I open Firefox, of opens on the (empty) homescreen where I can start typing in the URL bar right away. But everyone has got their own ways!

So recently I stumbled across a post saying that the vomiting emoji (🤮) looks like it was giving head to Shrek. I had to start furiously jerking off while looking at vomiting emoji on Google images due to my overwhelming ogre fetish. The way the emoji is sucking Shrek's massive cock makes me horny as fuck. I continued beating my meat to this one image for twelve minutes straight until I finally came, then I realized what I had masturbated to.

I literally cannot unsee it so every time I saw the vomiting emoji I was forced to think about Shrek blowjob. One time while I was at work, but then I saw a 🤮 emoji, I instantly started jerking off because of how hot this image really is. People were shocked at first but when I told them it's ogre blowjob they all started masturbating together. Eventually I got fired for causing all this mess.

This could all be prevented if the vomiting emoji didn't look like someone giving head to Shrek. Please make it look less erotic so this doesn't happen again.

Man, I can't read for shit🥴 Time to update for once I guess

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unfortunately, I share that same passion. Currently working on a 1000spm factory

Got me to chuckle ahah

Awesome pic!

Damnnn these clouds are sickk

Lmao yes that also, it's a way to support your favorite tuber (and 50% google) but I meant it as a joke because you said "[...] paying attention" aha

I always pay attention, but when will attention pay me?

Exactly what I thought. And a bad AI as well

Lmao