Aside from that, why do all the women in the back look so uncomfortable?

My exact sentiment. That 3some will stop my heart before any illness takes me.

Y'all need to play some Dr. Nim. That's a REAL programmer's board game https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/23630/the-amazing-dr-nim

Computer, remove safety protocols.

Trolly is now a military ATV. The Hellscape of MakeObey is a warzone. Henrietta is a scantily clad whore.

Wololo

Man... The other night I made Mac and cheese with a shitload of garlic powder. How to people get high and channel Julia Childs beyond the grave!?

Yellow

What's the old saying? It's not the fall that kills you, but the abrupt stop?

My dark-sense-o-humor ass wanted to see if the swiss euthanasia pods were here

Now this is an inside job I can get behind!

Definitely 2. Everyone else is looking sexy and cute. But 2 came to play ball.