“apple” used to be a generic term for fruit.

Oh, that explains the myth that Adam and Eve at an apple, when a specific fruit is never mentioned.

https://www.etymonline.com/word/apple

Hey, man. You dropped this: 👑

American Psycho was a documentary.

maintaining a property

Your mistake is in framing "owning a property" as "maintaining a property".

I sure as hell can’t keep up with my own home, let alone another.

This is exactly the problem. Many people will rent out their building, and not be up to the task to keep it habitable.

What year is it? The 737 Max was a certified death trap since 2018.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maneuvering_Characteristics_Augmentation_System

I think the point is they go for new games instead of remakes.

https://nintendo.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_games_remade_for_Nintendo_Switch

https://www.nintendolife.com/guides/best-nintendo-remakes-and-remasters-of-all-time-ranked

Nintendo is a company that only wants make new stuff, innovations.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_video_games_featuring_Mario

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_The_Legend_of_Zelda_media

At their second jobs.

This was more "guys bad. Nuh, uh, girls bad." Everyone getting dunked on in this one.

Maybe it was the communication issues we gained along the way.

If you were surrounded by yes men and billions of dollars, you too could fail upwards.

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