[-] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 29 points 1 month ago

Why? Do you fear to dance? You know what the cure to that is?

Exposure therapy! No more fear! Time for dancing!

[-] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 31 points 3 months ago

"Hey, Disney. Can I tell you to suck my dick?"

"Will it make me money?"

"Yes, lots of money."

"Will I have to actually change my practices in a meaningful way?"

"No"

"Lets do it. Now will you excuse me, I have legal battles to fight with the poors."

[-] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 29 points 5 months ago

Award Committee: "How can we get our small, unrecognised award into public discourse?"

De Niro does something

Award Committee: "Time to drum up the rage bait, boys. All we have to do is deny De Niro."

Lemmy Community: "Hey, I can be angry too! upvotes"


Do you guys not see what is happening here?

[-] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 29 points 7 months ago

About 30%, which is industry standard.

Source: https://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/stg.ign.com/2019/09/GameRetailerCuts_infographic-1.png

Considering that Steam is more accessible to smaller developers (as the article points out), how much do you think they should take?

[-] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 31 points 7 months ago

If I print this off and put it up in the Earth science department, will it start a war?

[-] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 30 points 7 months ago

However, it remains uncertain if Keanu Reeves, Carrie Anne-Moss, Laurence Fishburne, Hugo Weaving, and Jada Pinkett Smith will return

DON'T! Tell a different story set in the universe. Preferably at a different time. The stories from the Animatrix could be explored further.

[-] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 32 points 10 months ago

if a firm achieves monopoly through predatory or exclusionary acts, then it leads to anti-trust concern

Hey, ChatGPT ...?

Closed Ecosystem: Apple is known for its closed ecosystem, which can limit users' choices. For instance, iOS users can only download apps from the App Store, and Apple tightly controls the app approval process.

Proprietary Connectors: Apple often uses proprietary connectors and cables, such as the Lightning port, which can be inconvenient for users who want more universal standards like USB-C.

Repairability Issues: Apple products are often criticized for being difficult to repair. For example, the company discourages third-party repairs and designs its products with components that are challenging to replace.

[-] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 30 points 11 months ago

Now if only there was a long range form of transportation that could move a lot of people (or goods) from one city to another. 🤔 Maybe something that was set up over 150 years ago, lets say May 10, 1869.

We can only dream, I guess. 🤷‍♂️

[-] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 29 points 1 year ago

My brother in Christ, we've all switched to bidets anyway.

[-] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 29 points 1 year ago

Protip: Don't go up to random people in the gym saying "Hey, nice thighs" and then ask them to choke you with them.

Ask me how I know.Because I'm not a creeper.

[-] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 29 points 1 year ago

Dude, I'm willing to bet the son has at least one.

"I’m proud to tell ya, my son has got a clean slate."

A quote like this tempts fate. I thought he was trying to avoid temptation.

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