you know what was well done? the spam slices! heyoooooooo

do you love me

this is a teaching moment I did not expect, but life lessons are rarely scheduled. I thank you from my soul

I ship anything: tony and dr melphi on the sopranos was a big one. more recently I re-watched the wire and I was shipping bunk and rhonda, but it never happened :(

it was fine. a sprinkle of oregano would have gone a long way in the presentation dept

This is a bridge I cannot cross with you

I dont know what that means I'm afraid

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wealth and stupidity come hand in hand in many, many cases.

I think this is partially because in order to make a lot of money in most cases you have to fuck someone else over and never have it occur to you thats what you're doing. Like if you find out you can buy t-shirts for €1, then you go to your neighbor and tell them they can have a t-shirt for the low price of €30 (and manage not to feel bad about that) you're a successful businessman and a pilliar of the community.

You see, if you stay up until 3-4am you get to take part in this secret extra "day" without demands or interruptions that no one else knows about; which everyone just sleeps through 'cause they're dumb and myopic.

The rumors that the alarm will go off at the regular time and there are negative consequences of sleeping for less than 4 hours are entirely unfounded and, frankly, hurtful

Wow, what's the job?

Shooting poor people to protect oil interests for multi-billion conglomerates.

Does it say anything about the kind of people you feel are up to the job that you're approaching a grown man wearing a chicken suit?

Honestly, with my raised beds, between compost, seeds and fertilizer I probably lose money compared to buying tomatoes from the store. Home grown garden tomatoes are 10x better quality than grocery store tomatoes.