It is her trap, it’s just not meant for catching wildcats.

‘Convicted’ prostitute? What the fuck is this phrasing?

Seriously thought it was the side of a knee.

I worked for sprint in a retail store for 3 years, and the number of people that handed me their phones with their own nudes as the backgrounds was shocking.

And if you can’t say his name with his accent, saying My Cocaine is how to overcome that

Elder millennial here to confirm, this is about GGW

Min 250k salary in Seattle lol.

It’s in the newest Borat movie. It’s real and it def happened

This is so fucking stupid.

And you got me.

I hate flamingos. This is relevant because my partner saw this exact post and decided to buy 200 tiny silicone flamingos and have everyone at my birthday party this year hide them all around my house.

This was in March and I’m still finding them 😂

As a cat owner, cats are nasty.

They step all over where they pee and poop and then walk all over everything, often times tracking litter with them.

Yea, and the response has been ‘I’ve been eating food I’ve grown here for 20 years and I’m totally fine!’