That's obvious. The question is how to stop them.

I was going to write a Star Wars sequel and then sue Disney for copyright infringement, until I heard this story.

Glad that won't happen to me. I was born on January 6th.

I'm not buying it.

Bag? My chips come in a can, like any sophisticated food.

Why are so many people suddenly worried about down votes? They don't matter. You get nothing for a lot of upvotes, and you get nothing for a lot of downvotes. If you're so concerned about votes, I think that's a serious issue that you need to overcome, or you're going to have a very hard time in life.

The boot may be your problem.

They were trying to prove that injecting rat urine into a watermelon will prevent it from being stolen. They probably need to rework their hypothesis.

Signs from God are always in English.

Sounds great to me. You don't have to pay taxes. You can't be arrested, because you can't arrest a dead person. You can do anything you want to do. It's just like being dead, but alive to experience it.

We make our employees sign a form when they're hired stating that they will not mention our company or any of its employees on social media in a negative way. It's standard practice. Any company big enough to have its own lawyer(s), they will advise them to do that because it can help prevent serious legal Issues.

I like boobs. Imagine what the logo would be if I had bought Twitter.