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Its so hard to say goodbye to yesterrule
(lemmy.ml)
Alt text: A fake tweet in which Elon Musk laments how he's running out of money to run X/Twitter because he's a very litigious man. The actual text follows:
Data $4,000,000 Rent $680,000 Lawsuits $500,000,000 Labor $2,400,000 Candles $3,600 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my website is dying
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casual mass shootings imply the existence of competitive mass shootings
alt text: Mr. Krabs and Patrick shaking hands meme, but in this one Mr. Krabs is America and Patrick is Mongolia. They are shaking hands over how both have 0 medals in shooting and archery, respectfully.
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16x ULTRARICORULE
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alt text: V1 from the game "Ultrakill" throwing at Coin in your general direction with the text "WOE, COIN BE UPON YE"
I would love for Valve to chime in about this since DaFuqBoom is using THEIR IP for his commercial gains, which is 100% against the Steam Subscriber Agreement that Half-Life 2 assets fall under. They should say something soon given recent developments.
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If they show his face they already fucked up
alt text: Someone says they don't like superhero movies, they get an approving thumbs up, and then is promptly ignored
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Rules I wish were real
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Alt text: an image of dark saber from the Fate series with the text "The term girlfriend implies the existence of a girlfoe. This is a service I am willing to provide."
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Rule and Speen / Planet Binyot
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alt text: cover art for the Radiohead album "the meats" which instead of a dummy, has that meat puppet from Vinesauce
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Straight facts rule
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alt text: An image of Frylock, Meatwad, and Master Shake from "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" with additional text at the top and bottom of the image. The text reads: "The Confederacy lasted five years. Aqua Teen Hunger Force lasted 15. Master Shake is a bigger part of our heritage than your treasonous great-great-great-great granddad"
So we gonna finally accept that maybe all these cloud services aren't that secure
Bro, just stop. You'll get C&Ded. Stop thinking about reddit. Cut it out of your life. You don't need it anymore. Nobody does. We will find another way without it.
Bacon on Ice Cream works, but the Ice Cream Machine at McDonald's don't
I think a lot of dating sites are using bots or other means to push engagement at this point since online dating for women can be summed up like this:
Companies get mad when the employees look at their jobs the way execs look at their employees. Cue outrage. The only reason they mad is because they own the newspapers, too.
The audacity of these removed. I have a mercenary outlook on work too. If you love me, keep paying me good.
I'm not loyal to anybody, I'm a demon / I have no loyalty for anyone, never did, never will
Nothing says you care to advertisers like single handedly blowing up your website by cutting off 25% or more of its userbase.
How to tell you are running a cartel, step #1:
We're disappointed it didn't finish the job.
Godot wants to thank Unity Technologies for it's generous support
KingThrillgore
joined 3 years ago
I prefer Yukari.