A box fan can be acquired for like $15

I also love word, publisher, and visio.

I grudgingly accept outlook.

I despise PowerPoint

Can we just have a civil war already, I'd rather get it over with now than when I'm in my forties and in even more pain than I am now.

He's an adult Beavis if Beavis was raised with too much money and a powerful dad.

Your comment specifically said, "you're telling us there's an even more deadly aspect than the radiation" so I'm not sure what you're on about my guy.

Depleted Uranium isn't radioactive, really. U-238, stripped of all the U-235 (hence, depleted) is incredibly stable. While it is technically radioactive, it barely registers. So maybe learn what you're talking about?