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how could a dancing frog meme be turned into a...

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ah, right-o. carry on, then.

where was Gondor when the Westfold swelled?

the ol' muddy basement window

and it turns out that his verbal diarrhea of interior monologues are massively influential to a vocal minority of intolerable people

when other nation's wannabe dictators started quoting him, shit got scary

nothin at all - nothin at all - nothin at all

the mailman disguise won't fool them

lol nice

I just assumed it said "it belongs in a museum"

also works with cats. and, importantly, let them approach you. if a cat thinks it was their idea to be pat, then they will love it so much more.

I found a ridiculous road closure last week, and GPS routed me through a ton of backroads I had never taken before. It was only marginally faster, but I'm glad I was constantly moving, and not on a highway-turned-parking-lot for those 2 hours. Also, we got to experience some new scenery that we may never have seen otherwise, which is at least interesting.

How are ya now?

he'll only stop when it stops working. not happening anytime soon, sadly

besides all of the tangible reasons to use Ohio as a punchline, it's also just a funny sounding name. most Ohio jokes could be made about anywhere in the midwest, but "Ohio" sounds comical on its own.

there's nothing inherently funny about what the spleen does, but it does sound pretty funny when you say it out loud