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Toilet without borders (i.imgflip.com)
submitted 11 months ago by funny@lemmus.org to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[-] 4am@lemm.ee 117 points 11 months ago

Obviously, you’ve found the urinal.

[-] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

Whole new meaning to golden showers.

[-] Panurge987@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

Nah, it's the same old meaning.

[-] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I live in a ranch style house on a completely flat property, there are no steps on it. Golden showers don't come raining from above when there's no above.

[-] RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I see you have yet to meet tree-dwelling animals.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 90 points 11 months ago

If a mouse climbs out of the S-bend and licks your beefy starfish, it's a convenient way to end things on a high note

[-] arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 44 points 11 months ago

Please never call it that again.

[-] Venicon@sopuli.xyz 27 points 11 months ago

The rusty sheriffs badge, you mean?

[-] KreekyBonez@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

the ol' muddy basement window

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

The good old meaty fun bridge

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 11 months ago

caviar cross

[-] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

You mean the balloon knot?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago
[-] Whitebrow@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

It’s the plumbing of the toilet. Shaped like a S

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Yeah I know. I was jokingly pretending that I thought that was the objectionable expression 😁

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[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 63 points 11 months ago

I would forever be thinking, "what if I accidentally walk out though?" And proceed to never go near that window

[-] Duranie@literature.cafe 24 points 11 months ago

That's actually a nifty little trick your brain plays on you to help keep you away from danger. Problem is, some people settings are off and that "feature" becomes a bug.

[-] fastandcurious@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Cheeky ass brain!

[-] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 57 points 11 months ago

For when your duce is so gnarly the lingering stench could soffcate a small child, and there is a lineup outside, and you realise your only option to avoid needing to look the next person in the eye and own your shame is suicide.

[-] YoorWeb@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Japan is a truly strange space.

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 49 points 11 months ago

It's kinda cool actually, but kids exist and I don't think kids should exist... around this.

[-] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

When I was 4yo I lived on the top floor of a shitty apartment with access to the roof. Roof was not gated.

Id spend so much time alone up there unsupervised until I was 7 and we moved.

I'm surprised I'm alive.

[-] funny@lemmus.org 5 points 11 months ago

In our neighbourhood it was customary to celebrate Christmas on the open balcony of one of the high-rises. Children would climb to the highest floor and set off fireworks from the balcony. The railing was high, but the danger was still present.

[-] arin@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

U mean this shouldn't exist around skinny people

[-] lanolinoil@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Oh cool I'm going to use the small door!

[-] FangedWyvern42@lemmy.world 37 points 11 months ago

Suicide toilet (executives only)

[-] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago

This is for when you try to flush, but the water rises and there's no way you won't be flooding the stall. They're offering you a way out.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Considering that makes me go near-fetal, I'd probably take that option.

[-] Thermal_shocked@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago

Deluxe suicide booth

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

They mounted a wrong window type. You can get one that doesn't open fully, from the bottom edge. Usually they are mounted in corpo buildings due to liability issues

[-] tomi000@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I think they used an outward opening one instead of inward opening. If that window would open inward, you couldnt slip through

[-] MeanEYE@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago

My guess would be it's treated as a window and can be used to air the toilet after nasty session. It looks weird because it's in form of a glass door.

[-] huginn@feddit.it 15 points 11 months ago

It's a standard casement window, just with a weird aspect ratio. If you twisted the handle a different way it would only crack open from the top, letting you vent the room.

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[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

FOXCONN executive bathroom.

[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

When you want to go home early without your boss noticing, you can make a parachute escape from the toilet. Perfect!

[-] funny@lemmus.org 11 points 11 months ago
[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

It's in case you want to display your shit techniques to a broad audience.

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

The view out of the window sharply increases your speed of doing a #2.

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

When you set your FOV too high

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 8 points 11 months ago

Building codes? We don't need no stinkin' building codes!

[-] Venicon@sopuli.xyz 7 points 11 months ago

A loo with a view.

[-] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago

In case you get raided and the flush isn't working.

[-] F_Haxhausen@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Suicide poops!!!

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 11 months ago

This looks like type of place you might find yourself in a nightmare

[-] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

It's for religious purposes

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