The solution is to just stop bothering trying and accept that you'll always be alone, or that at some point you'll stumble upon a person who you like and likes you back.

Im lesbian and know 2 lesbians, so like, I doubt that's going to happen, so I just do the former.

Layoffs usually cause the stock prices to increase because it shows the company is being "lean" and "cutting the fat".

Enterprise is a little campy but really awesome.

Having had this rating determine how well I was doing at my job really sucked!

Its a carrot that's dangled on a stick tied to your back, you can never reach the carrot on your own, the metric is completely out of your control.

I only ever got scored badly during outages or when people were upset about something that the service didn't do, so my overall rating was good, but even with 10 5 star ratings, it just takes 1 4 star to ruin that.

The customer correspondence rating (CCR) for our department was 4.64. That basically means that anything that isn't a 5 is bad.

If you got a 3 and below, a team lead and a "quality" engineer would have meetings with you to correct what you did wrong.

Whenever I have to rate things now, if the person wasn't a complete dickhead, I rate 5.

Woah! That's so cool dude! How are the Bluetooth and Nvidia drivers on that... ;)

The Nostradamus is legendary in the pursuit of FTL travel

Meal breaks and rest periods

You must have a meal break of 60 minutes after 5 hours' work. A written agreement may lower this to 30 minutes and do away with the meal break if you work less than 6 hours a day. You must have a daily rest period of 12 continuous hours and a weekly rest period of 36 continuous hours. Unless otherwise agreed, this must include Sundays.

Sick Leave

You can take up to 6 weeks' paid sick leave during a 36-month cycle.

During the first 6 months of starting at a company, you can take 1 day's paid sick leave for every 26 days you’ve worked. An employer may want a medical certificate before paying you when you’re sick for more than 2 days at a time or more than twice in 8 weeks.

This is in South Africa.. The US is fucked up and sets a bad example and precedent for the rest of the world. Corporate right wing America unfortunately seems to be a mind virus that's spreading..

Honestly, UI and PC client experience.

I find the UI in signal a bit off putting. Telegram grabs you with their funky stickers, clean UI and dumb features. I alps hate that Signal won't bother copying the messages to a new client.. Like, I have a 1Gbps connection, surely we can copy my chat histories from my phone to my PC? Nope, gotta start fresh on every new client..

If they did less dumb shit like adding statuses, and put some more effort into making the UI nice, more people would use it.

And I get these are dumb reasons, but they're real none the less

Good or not, it'll always be a walled garden, so supporting them just promotes their bullshit.

I let Consent-o-matic manage my happiness for me..

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/consent-o-matic/mdjildafknihdffpkfmmpnpoiajfjnjd

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/consent-o-matic/

Ever look at it's resource usage? It's so bloated and resource heavy for nothing more than a chat client.

Apparently calling someone a lesbian is defamation now, damn..