Die Polizei Dessau hat ausgewiesene, pardon ausgezeichnete Experten in der Materie!

Well, one can hardly argue with that, kind sir.

Been there, done that. Only thing I learned is that everyone has their kind of issues, and upper + top management has too many psychos. So thanks, I'll take your advice and will just be weird :)

Good day, are you talking about urine sewage system and/or anal intercourse?

But how am I supposed to improve faking not being weird (for the outside world), if we all just let out the full weirdness here? ;)

Battlefield Counter-Strike

Nicht bloß einer, hunderte!

HLI, danke. Darf es die 91x, 92x oder die 940 sein, werter Herr?

Unfortunately I have to ask, what's the meaning of EM?

Belgisch Kongo, bist du es?

Wtf... Where can I read up on that?

As long as the controller is not wireless and handed over to wealthy titanic tourists.... Okay, that was dark. I apologise.