No that's a different health grift
Me too lol
Well not hoping but that's what i thought it meant
Edit:
Oh but
After that, Mamdani pointed to a New York Times report about Cuomo working with real estate investor Andrew Farkas on a marina project in Puerto Rico. He then revealed Farkas also happened to previously partner with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein on similar projects in the Caribbean.
China is literally the only hope humanity has to survive climate change at this point and if you're not aware of that you're ignorant, sorry 
He's sent me like 5 articles i haven't read about how it's totally real and totally works but it just seems farcical to me at a basic physics level like the solubility of hydrogen is so low at STP that I don't think some 300 dollar piece of shit is going to be meaningfully infusing any hydrogen into it to begin with but even if it did i think it'd just evaporate out of solution as soon as you open whatever pressurized container it's in
But he's sent me 5 "scientific studies" and I don't think he's going to accept "based on what i know about physics it's bullshit as a concept" when he has some bullshit magazine sub quoted in Nature telling him it totally works
we can't do peanut butter because we're nut free except for the times they tell me it's okay (when i make almond halvah and have to put up 57 signs warning about deez nuts)
You people made fun of hydrogenated water a few days ago and now i find out my dad bought some 300 dollar water hydrogenator that sounds like it just does fucking electrolysis because he thinks it'll help my mom
Here's another food idea, this one's vegan:
Beanut butter (refried bean) and Tofu sandwiches with like bbq and mesquite infused tofu, grilled, then sliced thin and used like cold cuts, refried beans (beanut butter) used as a spread, topped with some thin slices of tomato, lettuce, banana pepper and vegan mayo
maybe stuff all that into a hoagie roll? idk. Serve that shit cold bc im lazy and reheating sandwiches is a pain
I bet if you took poop transplants from people who survived chemotherapy and cancer and gave them to people before they go into chemo it'd have a non zero chance of having a positive effect on survival rates
do youse guys think pistachios would go good in a coleslaw made with shaved brussel sprouts
what about with little chunks of pineapple
maybe instead of mayo a little apple cider vinegar and greek yogurt, garnished with cranberry raisins and more pineapple
Maybe roast the shredded brussels? or blanch to keep vibrant green
Maybe season it with paprika, cumin, pepper and onion powder like a moroccan rice pilaf?? Add a little caramelized sliced fennel??? Guys?
both of these apps sound disgusting holy shit I can't believe online dating just gets worse and worse every year for everyone
Capitalist society will literally just make app based surveillance state dating where everyone is snitching on everyone culminating in llike idk some sort of DateScore (tm) and then go back to crying about made up social credit shit in China in the same breath