Referring to himself in third person and patting himself on his back. Yup, that's Trump for you.

Wait, I thought I was unique

Better, put tarrifs on everyone... Let's get this shit show done with.

Maybe he is wearing a body suit? Or he is the shape shifting lizard person Q tried to warn everyone about? /s

In my wildest dreams as well, I wouldn't have imagined the shit storm that is going on... and that too is amplified by internet which was supposed to be a good thing...

Brave of you to assume he knows anything about Canada at all