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[-] NeedyPlatter@lemmy.ca 145 points 1 week ago

Someone's gotta explain to me how Elon manages to look completely different in almost every pic I see of him on the Internet.

[-] LemmyTryThisAgain@lemmy.world 60 points 1 week ago

Maybe he is wearing a body suit? Or he is the shape shifting lizard person Q tried to warn everyone about? /s

[-] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

But this tracks with the hideous beach picture, are they both AI? Tub of shit man can be shaped like a tub of shit for all I care, but his adds weight to one side or the other regardless.

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[-] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 26 points 1 week ago

Maybe a corset when on stage?

[-] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 22 points 1 week ago

Hope it's not counted as gender affirming care like, say, hair transplants.

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[-] SatanClaus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 week ago

Possible that he has body doubles. Really though cameras are just fucking weird

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[-] x4740N@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago

It's possible he has bas posture or just thinks over extending his torso and thrusting his rib cage out makes him look good because that's what it looks like to me

He's still a fat fucking idiot though

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[-] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 115 points 1 week ago

He looks like he takes HGH and doesn't work out

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 81 points 1 week ago

Bingo. I'm surprised more people aren't calling this out. Musk is taking a unhealthy amounts of "youth drugs" and not actually working out. Dude is so obsessed with his image. Just like Trump who's ties and suits don't fit because he forces his tailor to fit to his ego and not his reality.

[-] w3dd1e@lemm.ee 109 points 1 week ago

He looks like he was drawn by Rob Liefeld.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 99 points 1 week ago
[-] x4740N@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago

How

It looks more like captain america has some massive honkers and anasarca

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[-] SamboT@lemmy.world 69 points 1 week ago

Real chance of camouflaged bullet proof vest

[-] Thwompthwomp@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago

I think you’re right — body armor of some kind. He’s scared.

[-] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 week ago

There's only one way to find out

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[-] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago

That might be a part of it, but...

(cw: Elon Musk in swimsuit)

Titlemusk

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[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Bullet resistant* vest

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[-] KingGordon@lemmy.world 64 points 1 week ago

Bro built like a deep breath.

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[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 1 week ago

When you do roids but to lazy to workout.

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[-] QuincyPeck@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago

He’s built like a flabby Rob Liefeld drawing.

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 17 points 1 week ago

Ohgawd he saw Liefeld's Captain America and said "I want that."

[-] anarchiddy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 1 week ago

Someone with a medical background please tell me what on earth is happening inside that volume

All I can think of is that alien exo-suit from MIB with an alien operating him inside

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

Girdle. They can be great for making you look a bit less fat, and can do quite a bit if you wear something loose over them, but the man looks like an overstuffed sausage. He's not going to like it, but what he's trying to do there is calling for a corset, which at least would be able to be portrayed as an aesthetic choice, though definitely a fem one even if he goes for the most masculine options out there

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[-] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 week ago

That girdle working overtime

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

It’s made out of the same material as the Cybertruck.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Really hope he has a severe aneurysm soon

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 27 points 1 week ago

He looks like a broiler chicken.

[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 23 points 1 week ago

He looks like a Rob Liefeld drawing...

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[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 1 week ago

MAKE CHESTS BARRELED AGAIN

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[-] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 1 week ago

Looks like an elderly woman who's boobs have migrated South to the belly

[-] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

It does however, make the target easier to hit

[-] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 week ago

That's a girdle if I've ever seen one.

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'd agree with you if there weren't unfortunately pictures of him without a shirt on out there in which he looks exactly the same...just a lot more difficult to look at.

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[-] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago

That man’s body is built like a stretch Armstrong mixed with a Duracell D battery.

[-] Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

What the fuck even is that body. What a gross asshole.

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[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

He looks like someone drew him without an understanding of human anatomy...

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

The butt implants were a mistake.

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I don't know if it was a mistake, but it appears they put them on the wrong side of his body.

[-] Holyginz@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Forget a brick shithouse, he's built like a brick of shit.

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[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Oh that's good! He's gonna not last long.

[-] cyan_mess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago

"My Doge. My White House. My Dune."

[-] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

The fuck is everyone taking a picture of? Do they need to approve to their friends they were within 20 feet of oh glorious leader Musk?

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 9 points 1 week ago

I don't understand how anyone can be that close to Musk and not take a run at him with the nearest blunt instrument.

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