I had to deal with the time change and then went to a place an hour ahead of me for work this week. I am actually dying.

AOC letting her outdoor cats stack rocks, which is supposedly what the unions told her to do

I HATE AUTOMATICALLY SAVING TO ONEDRIVE LET ME SAVE TO THE FUCKING SSD THAT IS LITERALLY PLACED INSIDE OF MY COMPUTER TO STORE THINGS FUCK YOU MICROSOFT STOP RELEASING """"""UPDATES"""""" THAT REMOVE ALL OF THE FUCKING REMAINING GOOD FUNCTIONALITY OF PROGRAMS NO I DON'T WANT TO USE NEW OUTLOOK I WANT TO KEEP MY FUCKING CATEGORIES. I CAN'T EVEN OPEN A GODDAMN EXCEL DOCUMENT WITHOUT YOUR STUPID FUCKING NEW OS SHITTING DOWN ITS LEG FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Do you want to be the one to tell it it has to leave

please let Adam Schefter get arrested for using a VPN

Critical support to 7th century monks for creating the idea of drinking your lunch

Dehydrated Mayo

16 mph is such a specific number, this has to be the answer

I don't even know why this emote would exist in the first place but I think it can be retired after this