Your link directly contradicts what you said?

If colours were simply a naming scheme for wavelengths then pink is not one

However, colours are not simply names for wavelengths – colours merely label our perception of light, once it has passed through our eyes.

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Kinda. You can't define a name, but you can get the compiler to interpret literals as a function. If you have a Num instance for (Integer -> Integer) where,

fromInteger i = \x -> x * i

the compiler can interpret integer literals as functions like so

x = 2(5) :: Integer