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science is blue.

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[-] Copterdoc@sopuli.xyz 120 points 4 months ago

It's green. And math is blue.

[-] Pablopablavich@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 months ago

Green if it is chem, pink if it is physics. But math is always blue.

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Chemistry? Green? Wtf. Green is obviously biology! Chemistry is yellow. There, I said it! Good day to you, sir!

[-] zammy95@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Science is green no matter the subject. But yeah, math is definitely always blue.

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[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 16 points 4 months ago

math is red 🔴

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago

I'm glad this is the most upvoted answer, because all the other responses here are completely psychotic.

[-] Shareni@programming.dev 50 points 4 months ago

[-] astronaut_sloth@mander.xyz 20 points 4 months ago

Blue or green for me. Never could find a proper teal folder.

[-] Shareni@programming.dev 8 points 4 months ago

[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 47 points 4 months ago

Civilization V says science is blue, and I absolutely agree

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[-] 01101000_01101001@mander.xyz 46 points 4 months ago

Science is green. Math is blue.

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[-] stoi@lemm.ee 39 points 4 months ago

Green

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[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 33 points 4 months ago

Science is green you heathens

Maths is red

English is blue

[-] GhostTheToast@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

You got science right, but math is blue because it's cold and calculating while English is red because it's full of passion and life

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[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago

Green

[-] Mellow12@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago

Color match it to the primary color of the subjects text book

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago

I like the way you think

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[-] Hyrulian@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Math - Blue

Science - Green

English - Red

Social Studies - Yellow

Good night.

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[-] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

Science? Not separately Biology (Green), Chemistry (Yellow), Physics (Red)?

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I had a Lisa Frank print Trapper Keeper.

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I had the one with the kitties!! I was o b s e s s e d with Lisa Frank. Now I have them in crocs for festivals.

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[-] pythonoob@programming.dev 15 points 4 months ago

Math is red. Science is blue or green. Depends on the type. Although chem is yellow if there is one. Orange is geography or history.

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[-] Popsip@pawb.social 15 points 4 months ago

Green

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[-] CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Science = Green

Math = Blue

English = Yellow

History = Red

[-] ThoGot@lemm.ee 15 points 4 months ago

Green for biology, blue for maths or physics and orange for chemistry

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[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

If you're a student: Green. If you're a researcher: Blue. If you're tenured; Purple, Pink, or Orange. If you're a US Defence Contractor: Red.

[-] rbesfe@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 months ago

Science green, English yellow, math red. I don't make the rules I just follow them.

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[-] finkrat@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Math blue, science green, language yellow, social studies red

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[-] Pacrat173@lemmy.ml 12 points 4 months ago

Science is blue Math is red English is green

[-] eluvatar@programming.dev 10 points 4 months ago

The factory must grow. All colors are science colors.

[-] Routhinator@startrek.website 10 points 4 months ago

All of the Star Trek timelines agree, Science is blue.

[-] Cuberoot@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 4 months ago

Science (incl math) is green. Blue is geography. Orange is sports. Pink is Entertainment. Art and Literature apparently can be either purple or brown. You're still missing yellow for history.

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[-] McLoud@lemm.ee 10 points 4 months ago

Blue

[-] DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago

I'm conflicted on science, but math is absolutely blue.

[-] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 months ago

Math is red

[-] DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Red is English what the fuck are you on?

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[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Physics glows blue, biology glows green and chemistry is an angry yellow. That's just sense.

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 9 points 4 months ago

Science generically gets green

But once you reach the point where they're separate subjects, biology is green, physics is purple, chemistry is green if you don't take biology otherwise its pink

Whatever your opinions on these though, I present:

[-] ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 9 points 4 months ago

Science is the BEST subject so it gets the BEST color which is PURPLE

[-] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Purple for physics.

Something about it just feels right...

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[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

science is blue because star trek science is blue

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[-] Mnemnosyne@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago

Science is blue because in every 4x game I've ever played the science icons are some form of blue.

[-] Toes@ani.social 7 points 4 months ago

Green because it glows

[-] vox@sopuli.xyz 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

bluE

[-] IrritableOcelot@beehaw.org 6 points 4 months ago

Chemistry and biology are interchangeably blue or green, physics is yellow, comp sci is red.

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[-] HeavyRaptor@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 months ago

My Brother in Christ, WTF is a sCiEnCe?

Is this a US thing? Does it cover the entirety of chemistry, biology and physics (and maybe maths or geography)?

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