Vumans get a feat, which is arguably one of the strongest abilities. Base humans are notoriously weak though.
Look at Mr. Fatcat over here eating out while we're on the verge of a recession.
It was a running joke at Uni that Engineering was pre-business.
Source: Failed Pre-Business major.
They're efficient at maximizing profits for shareholders, usually at the dire expense of literally everyone else.
This is how most supermarkets (Walmart/Kroger/Target, etc.) in the U.S. look brand new - they're effectively warehouses that sell product directly to customers. Smaller shops and boutiques have finished ceilings that hide the ductwork and such because they're meant to be more flexible commercial/office space, but large stores like this do not, except for specialized locations like electronics, jewelery, or pharmacy, that can be gated off from the rest of the inside of the building for reduced operation and security.
Of course without committing a crime before and without saying anything else.
You will probably commit a crime or misdemeanor unknowingly on the way to the station. There is a reason you do not talk to the police, even if you think you're completely innocent.
Everything wrong with this:
- "Breakfast Pizza"
- Pepsi for breakfast
- "Medium" 64 oz drink
- $4 for not a lot of value
Like, even within the bounds of the 'thought experiment,' the good lasts maybe a couple minutes if it even happens and the bad lasts an entire fucking lifetime, of course OP is going to get shouted out of class, the shit falling out of his mouth would make his ass jealous.
Only for attack rolls. Ability checks and saves do not crit fail (or succeed) and reliable talent treats rolls for ability checks that add proficiency bonus as 10 at the lowest regardless, so even if a 1 were a crit fail, it wouldn't matter.