You know, I've talked about the sexual pathology in the liberal fantasy of redeeming a conservative, but you illustrated it beautifully.

Gen Z and Millennials ask the government to improve material conditions so that having kids is tenable.

Not if they're villains from Saturday morning cartoons. Bet you didn't consider that!

It creates jobs for people to clean and maintain the grinders.

"Liberals don't believe in politics anymore, only in bearing witness to suffering."

I'm ready to have a desperation baby to save our relationship.

Welcome to The Cassandra Network, where you won't believe how many times we told you so!

To be fair, I can't think of any way to improve my life with 44 billion dollars either.