[-] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

Always cracked me up when my uncle would yell at whatever he was working on, "come on, you whore!"

[-] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

Mine are... 🧛

[-] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

I used to cut class, then get suspended as "punishment". I called it two for the price of one...

[-] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

You say that like it's a bad thing...

[-] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

I'm super picky, but I like Hawaiian pizza, so I don't think it's that...

[-] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

One of the things I put on when my son refuses to go to sleep- 5 minutes in, he's out cold.

[-] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

I used to work with a guy who called himself a robosexual...

[-] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Ha. My dad's copy of star wars was just star wars, no episode, no hope. I'm old.

[-] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

I think when someone casually says DVD they're including Blu-ray, like if you say Kleenex, you might be talking about Puffs or Scott or something else...

[-] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

The house always wins.

[-] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

I just have to say, mine have not, and I'm a straight white male.

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