Mine are... 🧛
I used to cut class, then get suspended as "punishment". I called it two for the price of one...
You say that like it's a bad thing...
I'm super picky, but I like Hawaiian pizza, so I don't think it's that...
One of the things I put on when my son refuses to go to sleep- 5 minutes in, he's out cold.
I used to work with a guy who called himself a robosexual...
Ha. My dad's copy of star wars was just star wars, no episode, no hope. I'm old.
I think when someone casually says DVD they're including Blu-ray, like if you say Kleenex, you might be talking about Puffs or Scott or something else...
The house always wins.
I just have to say, mine have not, and I'm a straight white male.
Malfeasant
joined 2 years ago
Always cracked me up when my uncle would yell at whatever he was working on, "come on, you whore!"