Mine are... 🧛

Their problem is they've already convinced themselves...

I used to cut class, then get suspended as "punishment". I called it two for the price of one...

You say that like it's a bad thing...

And good luck getting a judge to hear your side of it. Not impossible, but then you're missing a day of work for a maybe...

I don't know about the best (because I started back in the 80s with a commodore 64, not exactly repeatable) but a good way is this guy: https://eater.net/6502

I was in high school in the early 90s, we never had active ahooter drills, we just had the occasional lockdown due to gang wars...

Eh, it's safer now than it was 30 years ago, your odds of actually running into anyone with a gun are extremely low.

I can hear it!

I think the argument they make is that quantum randomness doesn't have any way of influencing our choices, the scales are too different. I disagree, I think quantum randomness is free will, and there's some sort of quantum amplifier, for lack of a better word, that bridges the gap between particle interactions and consciousness. But since there is no way to prove or disprove such a thing, since it is by definition indistinguishable from chance, it's basically naval gazing...

McDonald's can help with that...

Am a parent, I concur, am broke.