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[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 315 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Look at men's bodies! They have prostates capable of being stimulated to climax. God designed men for the magnificent job of bottoming and what could be more beautiful than a man orgasming while getting railed up the ass?

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 77 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What about the nipples though? WHAT ABOUT THE NIPPLES???

[-] Moops@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?

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[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

When in Rome do as the Romans do, and I do particularly love making hilariously taboo statements that mirror more conventionally acceptable fallacies. In early college I wrote an abortion focused "Modest Proposal" suggesting that men be forced to donate anatomical gifts (blood, skin, organs, etc) to their progeny to equalize the physical labor of men and women in procreation. The increased gravity of such a gift is balanced by the lower liklihood of its necessity (it might in many cases be harder on the body, but the odds a child will need it are much lower). I came at it from every angle and took each part of the argument to its most exaggeratedly ridiculous extent; Swift would've been proud. I've since lost the text, however.

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[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 156 points 1 month ago

Reminder that just because you don’t have children, doesn’t mean you have to achieve a certain level of career or academia. You’re still valid. I’m still valid…

[-] Visstix@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago

I've done my part to make the world a better place by not having kids, and I'm just cruising along.

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[-] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 145 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Look at your body, people! Mouth, stomach, and intestines! God created you to produce shit!

[-] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 45 points 1 month ago

And some of us are blessed with producing more shit than others.

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[-] _bcron@midwest.social 108 points 1 month ago

Look at your bodies, women! An internal inguinal canal less likely to cause a hernia, lower center of gravity, higher body fat, and less body hair for easier cleanup. God created you for spending long hours in the coal mines!

[-] Shou@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago

But men's long ass nosehair makes for natural filters against the dust in the mines! Clearly men are better suited for the mines!

[-] Narauko@lemmy.world 64 points 1 month ago

But look at how small and dexterous the children are, able to squeeze and clamber through the tunnels. And look at what they play all day: Minecraft. Clearly the children are best suited, as they yearn for the mines.

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 28 points 1 month ago

And yet it's the children who yearn for the mines.

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[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 79 points 1 month ago

Look at your bodies, men. Legs and arms. God created you to fight bears with no weapons every day of your life

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 68 points 1 month ago

That's why I'm on Grindr everyday. To wrestle the bears.

[-] Montagge@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 month ago

Thank you for your service

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[-] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 75 points 1 month ago

I can't see my ovaries or womb. I guess I'll never know my purpose of serving men and go back to living my life.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 91 points 1 month ago

A. Username checks out
B. I can help you figure out your purpose serving men! But before you can walk, you must crawl. First, you're going to learn how to hunt men. Then how to cook men. Once you've mastered these two, you will spend months or years learning how to plate men. Finally, serving men. Then you'll be ready to start your own menstaurant.

[-] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 month ago

I would find a menstaurant (nice!) very sexist. I would eat all sexes without discrimination. As long as raised organic and free-range.

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[-] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 68 points 1 month ago

FYI If you don't have any connective tissue between your breasts, ovaries and womb you might have a problem. Your doctor should check you for vitamin deficiency

[-] style99@lemm.ee 67 points 1 month ago

It's always the Devil who tries to convince everyone that he speaks for God.

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[-] fin@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 month ago

What a disgusting tweet by the way, it makes me want to throw up

[-] odium@programming.dev 37 points 1 month ago

It being posted by a woman makes it even worse.

[-] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago

Female presenting profile pic, we don't actually know anything about the human who typed it

[-] odium@programming.dev 44 points 1 month ago

They call themselves a "transformed wife" and, living in Texas, I've met enough of the self proclaimed evangelical trad wife types to know that there are plenty of deeply brainwashed women who hold these beliefs and would agree with this post.

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[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 39 points 1 month ago

It’s always the people who are most obsessed with us reproducing who also work the hardest to make sure there isn’t any future for our children.

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[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago

I have hands that can turn into fists. Does that mean I was created for hitting things?

This is your logic, woman!

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[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 34 points 1 month ago

"God created you..."

Ughhh.... Find comfort in religion, fine, but let's not go push your idea of creation and the ramifications of such on others tyvm...

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

Another possible housewife and incubator ruined by BIG ACADEMIA.

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[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 30 points 1 month ago

Look at your bodies, men! Muscles, dongs, and beards! Prometheus created you to star in a gay porno!

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[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 30 points 1 month ago

Conservatives are weirdos.

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[-] Hellsfire29@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

Nothing wrong with being proud of giving birth to a new life. Also nothing wrong with believing that you're more than that. It becomes a problem when people start forcing their beliefs on others.

[-] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 month ago

According to Wikipedia, "the world population ... was estimated by the United Nations to have exceeded eight billion in mid-November 2022. It took around 300,000 years of human prehistory and history for the human population to reach a billion and only 218 years more to reach 8 billion."

There are PLENTY of people in the world. Some of them need to get off my lawn. Grrr.

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[-] mathias_freire@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 month ago

God gave you ass holes, so it's your duty taking shits as much possible. with this mindset

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 month ago

Its funny because you could say the same thing about men. Oh look how beautiful life is, all im meant for is delivering dna into a woman... suddenly not so nice is it

[-] boreengreen@lemm.ee 22 points 1 month ago

I think that would appeal to a sizable portion of people.

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[-] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 23 points 1 month ago

Same argument against vegetarianism/veganism


we have teeth "designed" or evolved for eating meat, thus we should eat meat.

...we also have brains capable of abstract reasoning, but nevermind that!

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[-] peanutyam@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

“The Transformed Wife” is the worst of all the Transformers - must be a Decipticon hell bent on hating all women with brains….

[-] Classy@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

Lack of butterflies caused me to panic the first time he proposed, and I needed more time to think things through. I knew I liked him. I knew in terms of biblical values, he was a rare find. He wasn’t the most handsome guy ever, but he wasn’t repulsive either.

Oooof what a blog lmao

https://thetransformedwife.com/can-a-marriage-that-doesnt-begin-with-butterflies-last/

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[-] logicbomb@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

If she really believes those breasts, ovaries, and wombs are so important, why was she telling women to think about things? You don't think with breasts, ovaries, or wombs.

And what will she do when she hits menopause? How will that affect her beliefs?

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[-] karl_chungus@lemm.ee 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

When rapists can legally decide the mother of their child without her say in it you know shit’s fucked.

https://lemmy.world/post/21061557

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