Some people don't leave because they have nowhere to go.

I've got one better... I used to work in a bike shop. When building new bikes, it's common to overinflate the tires (to get the bead seated nicely all around) and then let the excess out. I did that one day with a flat repair, and blew the side of the rim off, it had been worn so thin by the brakes. (This was many years ago, before disc brakes were common)

I've asked my kids to fetch my glasses for me a few times... They know not to handle the lenses...

I never worked food service, but I did my time in retail... That "Well we're here now" just gave me a PTSD-like flashback...

Just to be the man who died 12000 times to .. rise up at your door? Bbbrains...

As capitalism is currently doing...

Go home, robot, you're drunk

I had one of the old fashioned distorted text ones the other day, but instead of something like "please enter the text above" it just said "are you human?" next to the text box. Naturally, I typed "yes" but that turned out to be the wrong answer.

Some have been playing ads for years.

Note for future - even with an automatic transmission, you can shift into a lower gear (2 or even L) on a downhill to have the engine slow you down and save your brakes.

So... Nature is lazy?

But then they might have to work... Oh the humanity.