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[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 110 points 11 months ago

The LGBTQ does not steal your money, they steal your sex!

[-] KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 61 points 11 months ago

"If two men or two women can form a household based on an equal separation of responsibilities and reliance on one another, how am I gonna convince my wife God wants her to do the dishes while I drink beer and yell?"

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[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 52 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Dang LGBTQ came by and turned me gay. Now I can't stop fantasizing over other women! I mean, gestures wildly up and down

[-] boringbisexual@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 11 months ago

That's fine. I'm not using it right now anyway.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago
[-] psud@aussie.zone 7 points 11 months ago

They don't want your money, honey, they want your love

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[-] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 104 points 11 months ago

True story, the US is a state founded by immigrants.

[-] WhiteHawk@lemmy.world 68 points 11 months ago

If anything that's an argument against immigration, considering what happened to the people that lived there before

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[-] isthingoneventhis@lemmy.world 42 points 11 months ago

no no, I'm not the child of immigrants! I'm iTaLiAn AmeRiCan, gosh.

/s

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

Illegal immigrants, no less.

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[-] Fal@yiffit.net 39 points 11 months ago

Immigrants. I always knew it was them. Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them

[-] metaStatic@kbin.social 21 points 11 months ago
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[-] Arcity@feddit.nl 33 points 11 months ago

Immigrants? So elongated muskrat?

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

Exactly. normally when we think "immigrants" we think of the peniless illegal people who crawl under the fence or swim around it. No. The real enemy immigrants are the wealthies.

Especially the ones buying up all our real estate so houses sit empty and cost too much for anyone to live in them.

[-] clearleaf@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago
[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Is this loss

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