Or my favorite, "just walk away" when dickhead would sneak up behind me and put me in a headlock...

Same as it ever was

Study a 6502. It's just electrons doing the only thing they can.

Pot, kettle...

Even worse, professional driver should have known better.

This. Court appointed attorney will always push you to take the deal, they're so overworked, going to court is an absolute last resort. And a private attorney is unaffordable to most people.

Same reason school shooters pull the fire alarm.

Refuse to understand it and it will always take you by surprise.

Citation needed

My personal favorite is (and I'm probably messing it up because it's been 30 years...):

If there were more bloody noses, there'd be fewer wars.

When I read that, I was finally able to reconcile my pacifist upbringing with the reality I was observing.

So it's "not all police" but any illegal immigrant is automatically ms13? Hypocrite much?

Does it really make someone an "asshole" for just pulling up until their tire hits something?

Yes, it absolutely does.

intentionally

Doesn't matter if it's intentional or not, it's still causing a problem...