I'm sorry. You may be getting it all wrong because right now you just sound like and are acting like a big ol pussy.

You mean paedophile island?

I won't lie... leaving the handles on the plastic is the best thing about owning cats

Dammit, I came in here because I was hoping there was something I could do with my old paperweight. I keep it around cuz it's cute lol

I won't use anything that isn't in dark mode