Wouldn't drow Steve Irwin be legendary drow ranger Drizzt Do'urden (with his astral panther Guenhwyvar) before he went to the surface?

Esteemed ~~Australian~~ drow actress Margot Robbie, on the other hand...

Yay?

And I demand her portrait to be replaced by a funny portrait of a way cooler Aussie. Like esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie. Or Bluey.

It's a win-win.

Here's one that's lazy, pretty much foolproof, and uses all canned food from the pantry. (If you know what it's called, good for you.)

1. Add oil to stockpot, put in anchovies, dried red pepper, and garlic, fry it up a little bit until it smells good.
2. Add in a can of crushed tomatoes, drained olives, and caper. Boil, then simmer.
3. Cook some spaghetti to al dente(approximately 6-7 minute, SALT THE WATER, DON'T OIL THE WATER)
4. Drain the pasta and mix into sauce, add olive oil and Parmesan to taste, serve.

Yay I'm an Internet celebrity now!

Aw shucks, thanks.

Wait, no, now my cover is blown. 😭

Here is a notification for you:

Keep on being awesome!

That reminds me, I used to think getting that haircut would make me look all cool and badass.

I really don't know what I was thinking.

I thought they are called "throw pillows" because you're suppose to throw them at your family and friends when they annoy you and you are too lazy to get off the couch.

Am I not doing it right?

It's almost Oktoberfest season! There will be lots of great non-IPA beers then!

Reading compre-what now?

You know, come to think of it, how do we know you're the real Spider-man and not some imposter?