My Oreo flavor would be the blond cookies with ham-sweat flavored cream in the middle.

They’re delicious and I hate myself for liking them.

I hope one day it’s no longer necessary but today isn’t that day.

Thank you both for the info! Here is another photo of a mushroom near the others that looks to me to be the same species. I did not knock it over, it was already like that. I’m too worried to forage for mushrooms but I think they’re beautiful.