WE DONE DID. THE GOOD COOKIE. THAT EVERYBODY LIKE. AND NOW, WE GET TO GO HOME
Thank you so much for validating my brain rot. This was my immediate thought as well.
Marketing: "...Labor day oreos, arbor day oreos, made with real wood"
CEO:
I always laugh seeing how much they shrink the packaging every year. Some of these packs have like 10 Oreos in them.
I know, and I hate it to the core, but I have considered that they might actually be inadvertently helping humanity (at least in the US).
“You are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness.”
We done made the good cookie that everybody like, and now we get to go home!
I want a Gwyneth Paltrow vagina flavored Oreo.
"Oooo what flavor are these Oreos?"
"Rainbow....."
"Ooohhhh yum gimme"
"....trout."
Always interested in the latest food chemistry trends, but these things aren't cheap.
At my office, we've been trying every varietal that Oreo has released and we've been tracking our thoughts on them in a spreadsheet. Tbh, there's been some pretty vile ones, like the Coca-Cola Oreos and the Sour Patch Kids Oreos, but every now and again they do actually drop a banger like the Blueberry Pie Oreos.
Lemon thin Oreos are bussin
I find that the freaky Oreo varieties taste great with the first one, but the more you eat the weirder they seem, until by the end of the bag they're certified nightmare fuel. The Apple Pie a la Mode variety is exactly like this. TBF sometimes I eat the entire bag in 10 minutes, so that might be part of the problem.
Apple Pie especially was bad for this, the first one was like "wow they nailed that!" and then 2-24 were like "what the fuck is this now"
They taste like Selena Gomez. What do you mean what are they? You act like this is complicated. I mean it says right there in the outside of the cookie tray wrapper. They've been putting the flavors in the outside for 30+ years. They wouldn't just change it up on a random whim.
Selena falls into mixer during tour of factory.
Worker races to turn off machine to save her.
Oreo PR person stops them: "Wait. I think I know how to turn this disaster into a gold mine."
Even though I try to avoid processed snacks, the weird novelty flavors are what tempt me. I support innovation in food :D
I posted this when I first saw them, and people in the comments said they're like the Mexican hot chocolate, with some cinnamon and spice. Apparently they're pretty good.
How could horchata Oreos be anything but delicious?
really good, tastes like cinimon roll skeet
Skeet skeet skeet motherf*cker
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