Project 2027

I thought he said “cancer moonshine”, but I didn’t even wince because I stopped trying to make sense of anything he says

Orange men bad

first as comedy then as comedy

In a diplomatic gesture of respect, President Putin passed the aux cable to Kim Jong Un.

Slava Margaliot! Margaliot numba one! Margaliot Libre!

"how did they know about this stuff before history started?"

Sorry everyone, I yassified the cities and now nobody can afford to live in them.

Everyone in the US will be calling it "The Ukraine" and forgetting where it is on the map by the end of the year.

steamed salms