[-] MechanizedPossum@hexbear.net 33 points 9 months ago

badism- worseism

finally a correct simulation of us bourgeois democracy

[-] MechanizedPossum@hexbear.net 31 points 9 months ago

When you tell capitalists that facism is the most brutal and chauvinist elements of the bourgeoisie trying to uphold capitalism in crisis by open violence, their only suggestion for effective antifascim is stonks-up

[-] MechanizedPossum@hexbear.net 55 points 9 months ago

Be grateful the very idea of “Germany” wasn’t razed to the ground and scattered to the wind after your dear leader escorted himself off the premises.

As a German, i'm actually kinda pissed at the allies for missing that historic opportunity.

[-] MechanizedPossum@hexbear.net 43 points 9 months ago

Germans didn't just try to colonize it, but genocided hundreds of thousands of people there and the best agricultural land is still owned by settlers until this day and demanded as restitutions by the descendents of the genocide survivors, which may or may not be a reason why German think tanks are running anti-postcolonialism psyops.

[-] MechanizedPossum@hexbear.net 43 points 9 months ago

Autism is when hats.

[-] MechanizedPossum@hexbear.net 66 points 9 months ago

i thought this would trigger the whataboutism bot, kinda disappointed ngl

[-] MechanizedPossum@hexbear.net 76 points 9 months ago

She did a hecking whataboutismerino!

[-] MechanizedPossum@hexbear.net 49 points 9 months ago

I have skulls on my helmet, how do you not get this?

[-] MechanizedPossum@hexbear.net 32 points 9 months ago

When these people say "bankers", they just mean jews, they do not actually care about what capital does to you if the capitalist falls outside of their to gas list

[-] MechanizedPossum@hexbear.net 51 points 9 months ago

it would be funny if it wasn't so fucking terrifying that this giant wedge of unyielding, purposefully crumple zone free metal is operated either by a tesla "autopilot" or the least reasonable bazinga brains on the planet

[-] MechanizedPossum@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago

If you put enough life plants and filter media in, it becomes a miniature ecosystem and you can poop in there

[-] MechanizedPossum@hexbear.net 36 points 10 months ago

wdym stranded, there's like three boats within shouting range. My main question is if the POV character is a beach resort tourist drinking themselves into a stupor on sugary, premixed cocktails served in a hollowed-out pineapple, a backpacker trying to get rid of their mushroom stash before crossing the border, some digital nomad / travel blogger dipshit extorting hotel staff with their follower count or a British sexpat who could easily be mistaken for the contents of the left boat.

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