Folks, the world use to be fully of 30 year olds making music for 15 year olds so giant record companies could sell CDs. Then woke happened.
Before black people made it illegal to be white you could rock out.
Clutching a DVD of "Mystery Men" to my chest and gently sobbing, because I don't want William H. Macy to see what has become of our beautiful country.
You may not like it, but American Pie style college comedy movies are actually where US culture peaked
You’re right, I don’t like it lol
On a level plain, simple mounds look like hills; and the insipid flatness of our present bourgeoisie is to be measured by the altitude of its great intellects.
Back in my day black hole sun would wash away the rain but not anymore because of WOKE
Black hole sun won't you come?
Tough being a RETVRN guy these days if this is the barrel they're scraping the bottom of.
The guitarist wore a hammer and sickle shirt to a live show and it didn't seem sarcastic
Leftists made it illegal for guys to be dudes
Sargon is the most deranged fascist on youtube. Didn't he have that tweet about mexican food being low quality, so that's why they spice it?
CW: shrimp meat
Europeans having bad opinions about cuisine from central and south america always gets me riled up
The whole "Acting repulsed by foreign foods while actively plundering said foreigners for spices" thing the British had going on with India always reminded me of an old Jane's Addiction song.
One must eat the other who runs free before him
Put them right into his mouth
While fantasizing the beauty of his movements
A sensation not unlike slapping yourself in the face
These people make millions just making content about how white people are royalty among the rest of humanity, and I have to work to pay taxes to child predators.
Fuck.
food tastes of something, anything at all
What an assault on the senses!!
Not beating the accusations of being English huh
Mexican food is famous the world over for being delicious.
American food is famous for being unhealthy and addictive slop.
British food is famous for being a joke.
Bro is literally british
I remember 2001 well, the entire USA was just one giant music video set
I read somewhere that limp bizkit was the best example of how payola creates popularity, elevating bad music, but i read it so, so long ago. I wish i could find it again cuz i bet id understand it a lot more
Alien Ant Farm would be canceled today for being white, just white alone. FOLKS
This is what the world looked like before mass immigration
How did immigration prevent any of this?
Widespread racial and gendered guilt activism
You tell non-whites and women they are innately evil and I know damn well you salivate over legalizing honor killings every day
Bankers had totally screwed the economy for their own gain.
You voted for that because they thought they'd save you from gay marriage.
People were just allowed to be themselves, and they did fun, wholesome things for their own sake.
You people think this is the most immoral thing one can do.
Brits: The Americans of Europe.
You voted for that because they thought they'd save you from gay marriage.
Let's face it, "bankers" is probably just an antisemitic dogwhistle.
Oh you mean the people who covered a Black man's song as a tribute to that said Black man? A AF Black man?
Akkad are you ok? Are you ok Akkad?
a music video from a time, and a place, made by a situated people with particular characteristics.
Oh boy. Someone let Akkad know his bois are woke AF too .. 2003 LOS ANGELES — A rock band crashes the Justin and Christina tour, a gay pride parade and the BET Awards to play their new single? It might sound like an episode of "Jackass" or "PUNK'D," but it's not. It's the setup for Alien Ant Farm's next video.
.... On Sunday, the band dressed the truck as a giant ant — complete with mandibles, antennae and legs — and entered it as a float in West Hollywood's Gay Pride Parade.
"We thought it would be funny to just go down the parade on a float, appreciating diversity and jamming on our instruments," Corso said. "And it was a really long parade, too. We did multiple takes of the song going down Santa Monica Boulevard."
And how did the crowd react? "It was wonderful! We didn't 'belong' there, but it was cool. There were a couple of like 'Blue Oyster Bar'-type biker boys on the side of the street, in full garb, like a couple of Rob Halfords. [They] threw me metal horns.
"The most negative response we got all day was [from] the [anti-gay] fanatics," he continued. "All those ignorant bastards were corralled in [one area] with megaphones, placards, everything. When we went by, we stopped playing and started gesturing at these people, if you know what I mean. They were gesturing back at us, and they were yelling. And all the people attending the parade were cheering for us."
It's so funny that this loser is reduced to tweeting about music videos from 20 years ago.
White men like this (pseuds, basically) love to eulogise something that they think is neat.
You... can just say "I think Alien Ant Farm's cover of Smooth Criminal is pretty neat!" and that's it. You don't need to provide some big philosophical or historical justification for why you like something, and if you're doing this often then it speaks to a pretty deep-seated insecurity.
This tweet has big "old man yells at cloud" energy.
2001
before "mass immigration"
When you understand the passage of time.
There's no way this is an actual response of his to this clip. This has to be edited. I simply can't believe it.
Uh but anyway the AAF version of this song is okay but I felt like it was overrated and overplayed at the time.
Sure, whatever, I guess.
The past he wants to RETVRN to never really existed so 2003 is as good a time as any for him to wax poetic about.
Carl Benjamin peaked when he called a press conference and then threw a fit when the press turned up to it and asked questions. Smartest right winger.
lmao imagine thinking bankers waited until after 2001 to start fucking everything over for their own benefit. Who was Ronald Reagan? What was Enron?
People used to do weird pop-punk covers of Michael Jackson songs on every street corner back in my day
Now you'll be lucky to see a Janet Jackson cover
The 2000s were garbage and this cover was a terrible one-hit wonder that was mocked relentlessly when it was released
Can ww3 happen already so the world is reduced to ash and I don't have to hear this shit anymore
2001 was not, in fact, the completely different world Sargon implies it is. You could have already had DSL speed internet if you were in a relatively well developed part of the US. The "Terkahjerbs" episode of South Park would air within three years of this song's release
damn that sucks I was just about to do wholesome fun things today before i remembered about gendered guilt activism
I wonder what "fun, wholesome things" he wanted to do that the wokes disallowed him from doing.
He wants to listen to music originally produced and performed by black people, but covered by white people.
Sargon of Akkad is so dumb and smug I can't even watch dunking videos of him because he's that unbearable. Tim Pool dunking vids are great because he's dumb in a funny way, Sargon just makes me groan.
Actual footage of every country the US bombed to submisison
People were allowed to be themselves, and they did fun, wholesome things for their own sake
Such as paying homeless people to compete in amateur bloodsports on film and causing trauma to friends testicles for clout and whatever the hell "wholesome" shenanigans Tom Green was getting up to at the time.
chapotraphouse
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