Our washer died a couple of months ago so we had to hit the laundromat for awhile. Brought our own detergent of course, but we also got the dregs of whatever the last dozen or so people poured into the dispenser. It was like histamine roulette that landed on 00 suspiciously often.

Life, uh...

Lore tic

...finds a way.

...damn. That was great.

It's conspiracies all the way down, man.

Thank you for the belly laugh, it was sorely needed.

I'm no Alexander hater, but I do believe that his early appearances could have been done with a mannequin and voiceover to the same level of effectiveness. (Possibly his later appearances too, but it's been 15+ years since I last watched those episodes.)

"Leading"

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calmly takes off his glasses to have a nice long facepalm

Great idea. But I need to run the lawnmower first. Who runs the lawnmower in November? This guy. Because fuck raking leaves.