Memories of a grey uniformed machine gunner standing on a hill, twitching as their aim bot domed everyone in a 1 mile radius.

"why do you seem afraid" top tier serial killer shit no notes

Are these real subscribers and not some elaborate laundering scheme thats getting wound down or scaled back? If I met a wapo subscriber irl I might die laughing

back on track

Back on track for what

Slava U-pay-me

Apple suing Tesla for design theft would be moderately entertaining, I'll allow it.

Does this genocidal asshole really not want to fuck off into the sunset? He wants to be the proverbial cowboy clutching the reigns of an exhausted horse for 4 more years?

Really???

He's seriously not trying his absolute best not to throw this election to his bottom of the barrel competition?

10% of me believes he would be so pissed if he won reelection and have to do another tiktok video about the Superbowl

Read this as "Palestine stands with Israel"

the redundant LLMs are tiiirrreeeddd

How does it compare to the air quality in a river of cars rolling 3mph through dystopian city scapes?

Whatever it takes to avoid the excessive snacking debuff

I can't tell if this is the usual coordinated anti-China prop or a big ad buy from Huawei, because the net effect is I really want a Huawei phone now

I saw so many bad faith trolls saying they'd block this instance. Would love to keep track of them and toss that quote back at them when they're still repeating their shit takes if the feature ever becomes available.

It's a pretty funny bit

This. Is. An. Investment. In. Democracy.

Too good