I’m not online enough to understand this.

FOURSCORE AND NINETEEN PROBLEMS HAVE I

BUT A WENCH CANNOT BE COUNTED AMONG THEM

Okay thanks Bill, I won’t.

It’s going to be fun when we beat him again and those stupid treasonous imprisoned fucks will realize they have to serve out their sentences.

When you’ve issued a home loan to a mentally ill person.

Monkey’s paw: JJ Abrams is involved in the creative process.

That is a choice to support the only insurrectionist in the race, which is probably the point of your comment to begin with.

Hahaha, what’s your problem, come on, let’s just dive into the topic of how delicious Snickers™ bars are and what a great value they are too!

Elon Musk telling the world he’s never been to therapy as if his wretched life isn’t a giant monument to that obvious fact. Oh, really, Elon? Wow! You seem so well-adjusted! How do you do it??

That last reveal made me cackle.

Tired of reading about Twitter dying and then it not happening.

Tired of reading about Twitter.

“Life date”

“Accepted for value”

Comedy gold 🤣