Just a short extension of our limited war on Iran with some limited strikes and limited damage to oil markets. But yeah I don't think Trump or the military actually know what they're doing for this and it's just a giant clusterfuck.

You can't fire me! I quit!

Getting to the point where tech bros are handed out bullshit military ranks like Israeli soldiers just makes sense. They're not a junior web developer, they're actually brigadier general of the home page.

I love the follow up tweet asking for money to replace everything. Like the cringe fascism will be crowdsourced. Just ask your handlers for more money like a normal proxy force.

From a Reddit thread:

Woman vs rapist.
PoC vs racist.
Prosecutor vs felon.
Coconut vs orange!

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Growing up my mom imposed Russian-style bedtimes and tried to convince me with her dezinformatsiya that I was a sleepy boy who had a big day tomorrow.

You clearly do not understand America. It would be disrespectful to the soul of this country if the pentagon didn't run on about 20 shitty fast food restaurants in its food court.

God damn, when their propaganda isn't just denying throwing orphans into the orphan grinder, it's so comically bad.

A Russian-language edition of the book will be available, the representative said.

I would fucking hope so. Are westerners so stupid that they need reminded of that? Is the book release primarily for international myth making about the fascist puppet they wanted?

This reads like another instance of them being incapable of diplomacy. The western governments really do only understand violence and domination. It's very fortunate that they are losing their power in all areas except financial, and even that too will go away with time.

Democrats are only vicious like this when they're fucking over their supporters domestically or their allies internationally. If Trump wins they'll just post #notmypresident again and complain at brunch about the cheeto.