The second something doesn’t work as expected, even a minor thing, they’ll be at a complete loss about how to even investigate the issue, let alone correct it.

In the majority of cases, this is no different from Windows users on Windows.

Imagine, if you will, a whole open plan office full of them...

Then why do they put it down right by you and leave it? When it's for themselves, they'll eat it or play with it. At least my mob do.

When we started, none of us had any prior knowledge and quite frankly, if it broke all the time none of us would have stuck with it. It's the same for people when they started with Windows or Mac OS

and a lot more screaming!

If it's not meant to be a bum warmer, then why is it warm?

No one does comfy like cats

openSUSE Tumbleweed because it's bang up to date and utterly reliable.

Well you tried your best

I know, right?!

Java. I'll be the one to say it.

I recommend openSUSE Tumbleweed without hesitation.