Так ОП добавил же перевод.

After Hours, Good Time

How about they tip me? They tip waiters, but not the people who give them free money every month.

It's mediocre at best, but it takes less energy to see what's next than to end it, so I keep going

Not only had I never eaten a potato, I had never heard the word potato

Also known as the entirety of Sunday

Now do this to the landlord

So Anon wants a mommy girlfriend who pretends to be his girlfriend girlfriend? That's sick.

Ackchually, the law requires them to admit they're a spy if you ask them specifically

The album was 100% worth the wait

It's from Crime and Punishment tho