As much as I want it to be true, I couldn't find the original tweet that the reddit post mentions. It's not on that users profile when looking on Nitter.

destroy all ~~abrahamic~~ religions for the sake of humanity

It's opened to all states (was certain states before) but not everyone qualifies.

New direct file from the IRS is a good step forward. It is very simple but not everyone is eligible yet iirc.

Beeper existed before the iMessage thing as an attempt to unify all your messaging apps into one.

I assume they meant environmentally better. Much easier to recycle metal than plastic.

My girlfriend of 4 years decided to dump me.

Yes, basically only switches made in the first year can be hacked (without soldering).

10 doesn't allow bootloader unlocking so I'd have a hard time recommending that with only 2 years of OS updates. Probably would have bought one otherwise

Nowhere in that article does it say they were selling data to Microsoft...

Most of my banking apps worked but not all

You're using a Linux phone? Which one