I love it.

Guys, we can't be wearing red, it's too easy to spot.

If I knew I would regularly get to chill with other people's cats, I would switch careers now.

I fucking hope so. I cannot wait to watch this burn down around them.

I'm still trying to download that pizza.

Please, let the door hit you on the way out.

Agreements of any kind are pointless when one party will simply ignore them. It would be like signing an agreement with a rabid dog, and then getting pissed off when it bites you. Telling him "You didn't abide by the terms!" isn't going to make the slightest difference.

They're actively talking about annexing us. This would be like Poland investing in Panzers in 1938.

Trump thinks he's some sort of great negotiator. Putin is laughing the whole time.